Presenting our (retr)eau de toilette…

unnamedGreetings Vintage Fans,
Are you tired of living and breathing all things vintage without *actually*breathing the air? Do today’s modern-day scents and smells get a big boo from you? Are your nostrils itching for the nostalgia of a better time-gone-by? Oh boy, do we have news for you…
Brought to you by a team of retro researchers at a top UK Universtiy (and with help from yours truly), we’ve answered your sensory prayers. Available at all of our events for the foreseeable future, we give you: ‘The Affordable Vintage Air.’
A mere prototype (branding to be decided) of our new ‘eau de retro,’ we caught up with Fair Founder Judy on just why she was so on the nose; “Nowadays, we’ve got it too good,” she states, speaking from the laboratory. “The internet lets us replicate any piece of the past we desire; fashion houses provide the looks and touch, apps and video blare out the sound, but what about that most elusive of memories, what about the smell? (Literally)Sniffing out a gap in the market, lo the ‘Air’ was born.”
Coming in a plethora of scents, samples include: –
  • Grandma’s House
  • Bread-and-Dripping
  • Palma Violet
  • Sunday School
  • Local Boozer
  • Auntie’s Lacquer –  AND MORE!

All the wistfulness of going round to Grandma’s (without having to put in any face time).” Professor R. Etro, Mixologist at Judy HQ

Know a good thing when you smell it? Come see us at any of our April events below!
Want the when and where on how to find us? Click the event pages below.
Bethnal Green’s Affordable Vintage Fair
Sun 12th April
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Bristol’s Affordable Vintage Fair
Sat 18th April
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Liverpool’s Affordable Vintage Fair
Sat 18th April
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Leeds Vintage Kilo Sale
Sat 25th April
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Glasgow’s Affordable Vintage Fair
Sat 25th April
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Edinburgh’s Affordable Vintage Fair
Sun 26th April
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The Central London Vintage Furniture Flea
Sun 26th April
RSVP here

Got a scent that you want replicating? Never fear, we’re all ears (and noses, of course). Get in touch via the links below and let us take you to fragrance heaven.

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